My Life Is Average

Today, I realized if I type 'mum' instead of 'mom' the voice inside my head sounds british the whole time I'm typing. MLIA.

Today I decided to ask my iPod a question and hit shuffle to see what its answer was. I asked what song will be played at my funeral. It came up with Party in the USA. I think my iPod is mocking me. MLIA

Today, I saw a hobo with a sign in his hand. It said: Spaceship broke down. Need money for parts. Nope, I didn't give him any money! MLIA